The Holy Bible of Coldplayers: 6 Cardinal Rules
When Guy speaks, you shut the fuck up
You don't question Buckin or Chris' love for Jonny
When Will does something, you don't question it.
The song Yellow is about Bananas
Phil Harvey is the fifth official member.
Chris is the horniest motherfucker around.
"you just ate"
if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
have you ever fallen temporarily in love with a stranger in a public place?
(seductively licks lips)
(grabs your wrist)
(furiously hits you with your own hand)
WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR
u know its ok to admit that u love me in my ask
WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT