i just named my phone freedom.
housewifeswag: that way i can let freedom ring. ‘MERICUH.
senecacranessexybeard: wordsofhersong: ...
Right now I just want someone to cuddle with me...
t-i-r-e-d-a-n-d-s-i-c-k: is that too much to ask?
LET'S GET TUMBLR PERSONAL BUT NOT REALLY
frederiquexo: how many URLs do you have saved how many followers do you have how many messages do you have in your inbox how many likes do you have top 10 favorite blogs your tumblr bffs who do you want to follow you how many posts do you have how many people do you follow http://tinythoughtsfloatingaround.tumblr.com/ask
I wish I had an American accent.– No one, ever Freedom doesn’t require an accent. (via emily-malik)
most kids my age: hey lets go to the mall
most kids my age: hey lets go on a date
most kids my age: hey lets go play sports
me: hey today seems like a lovely day to change my theme
Harper: You should listen to him more.
Alex: Yeah, I should listen to a lot of people more, but what're you gonna do.
STOP WITH YOUR MIXED SIGNALS GOD
finally see favorite band in concert
me: crawl up on stage
me: "i'm your biggest fan"
me: slowly walks up to them
me: lick them
me: lick the stage
me: lick the amps
me: lick the instruments
me: lick them more
me: move like an inchworm across the stage... licking
me: lick the manager
me: trail of spit across the stage
me: lick the mic
me: lick the body guards
me: lick the police
me: lick the patrol car
me: lick the inside of the jail cell
me: never stop licking
me: lick the judge
me: lick the stand
me: lick the jury
me: lick my attorney
me: lick the prison guards
me: lick the judges mallet
me: lick the evidence papers
me: consume the evidence
me: die from poisoning
me: lick the coffin
me: reincarnated as a slug
me: find way into the tour van
me: become band's pet slug
me: ride forever